Let's say you bought 1 COIN at $100. The price of COIN drops to $80. Omg, your upset you just lost 20% of your money. Friends/family all tease you, "smooth move, ex-lax, you just lost 20% of your money!" And then your GF rightfully leaves you cause you're not the coinwinner anymore.But then you realize, you just got an extra $100 saved up because you no longer have a GF which you always helped out by giving her money for her tutor fees (when she had those late Friday night study sessions with Kevin). It all clicks. BINGO!If you take that $100 and buy more COINs, you now have a total of 2.25 COINs which make your current portfolio balance $180. Since you invested $200, but only have $180 you're still down $20....but what's this! Wallah! $20 ÷ $200 = 10% loss. Holy shitcoin, Batman, you're now only down 10%!! Your portfolio is magically going up!So like me, you can go back and tell everyone you're technically only down 10% and your portfolio is going up! You're happy cause your exGF is talking to you again and comes running back to ask if you'll help move her stuff into Kevin's new apartment. So you agree, since you're a nice guy, cause you know she's smart by taking those valuable tutoring lessons from Kevin each night. Eventually when you make those gains, you can also help out and give her a little money for rent that she keeps asking so badly for and then shell have a great education and be your GF again.So just keep doing this secret trick and you'll never be down a scary 20%.
Submitted December 30, 2021 at 03:57AM
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