My name is Chris and I am a cryptocurrency addict

It started in 2017, I started investing in the summer and watched my portfolio rise and rise to the sky’s. Riches beyond my wildest expectations. This started the addiction. I now am forever a victim of addiction during bull markets. However, this cycle is worse. The crypto gods mock me with the creation of moons. Now not only do I check my portfolio every 2-5 minutes, check this subreddit every second of my waking hour, and watch price predictions (the most meaningless trash). I now spend my time trying to conjure up funny and unique memes to gain karma and thus more crypto in the form of moons. I am ashamed to admit, I will also repost utter shit and hope no one realises.I have a problem, I need your help. My existence is chained to crypto. In the bear I would check my portfolio once a month and just accept it was down another few thousand. I almost look back at these times fondly. Pray for me. Pray for my ability to find unique memes. Pray that I find some meaning beyond this endless Groundhog Day.

Submitted February 22, 2021 at 07:11AM

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