1 The shitbrainer - buys shitcoins, knows shit about crypto, keeps hodling the shitcoin2 The stoic - DCA - HODL, 3 different ATHs reached already, still DCA - HODL3 The twitchy - Looking at charts every 5 minutes, daytrading, tries to DCA once, but can't keep it, because has to sell and rebuy fast4 Profit taker - DCAs, swing trades a little, takes profit once in a while, but never takes out their whole investments, reinvests again5 The skinflint - stopped all their bad habits which costs them fiat like smoking/ bubblegum chewing / showering every day / [...] to have more to invest in crypto, participates in every shitty airdrop events, uses Brave browser to farm, shitposting with at least 800 comments per day, exhausts all the posting limit of 3 per day6 The Husband or the wife - Your crypto, but our gains7 The follower - does everything their influencer says, also likes FOMO and tatooing the coin emblem on legs and butt8 The Lucky - got very early in a coin which went to the moon few years later9 DIY quick buck - making their own token, rug pull when profitable calling it "family emergency"10 Hard Lesson - a person who has passes all steps 1 to 9 once in their crypto life leading them to either A) DCA+HODL+BEING HAPPY or B) leaving crypto space forever+BEING UNHAPPYYou come up with another category?I'm number 10 A btw, just except that ass tatoo thing.EDIT1: The poser: posts on r/cc all day. Preaches DCA and HODL. But really only has about 30$ invested. u/KasparThePissedEDIT2: the hype beast- someone who only chases coins after they’ve 2-3x’d and makes it their mission to make others try to keep buyingthe eeyore: someone who has been “watching” crypto for years but never pulled the trigger and now thinks it’s too late for them so they’re sad about missing out. u/Odysseus_LannisterEDIT3: The Mooner: Chases moonshots left and right. Confuses DYOR with Dior. u/pbjclimbing
Submitted August 24, 2021 at 04:01AM
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